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Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan, a.k.a Please read this!

Lets start this one off with a few assertions!

  • I am not in anyway a creepy stalker
  • Up until I had these dreams I had no knowledge of Lindsay Lohan except having of seen “The Parent Trap”
  • I am happily with someone and this is in no way my pathetic attempt at trying to get a date

Ok, well now that is out of the way lets get started with the story and what this blog post is really about. I recently had the strangest dream and it actually felt as if it may of been real. I think that sometimes when you are talking to people in your dreams that you might really be talking to that person. Might sound crazy but the next time you dream about someone tell them about the dream and I have found that sometimes the story you tell seems really familiar to them as if they were there in a dream of theirs and just don’t remember it as well as you do. I work with science all day, I program for a living so this may seem like the farthest thing from the typical scientific persons belief set but bare with me for a few paragraphs of the dream. The worst that happens is that you lose 45 seconds of your time. I realize that this post will sound crazy and probably stupid. So sit back and imagine some sort of really shitty fade effect like in the movies and I will begin.

fade…fade…fade…fade…

I am in a odd place, it looks sort of like a covered bridge except the water is all on the far side of the barn shaped room. I am standing in line and then it start to become very obvious that I am waiting to ride some sort of really old water ride, like log flumes. I am thinking that I hate standing in line by myself because you never know what to do with your hands or how to stand so a few friends magically appear and the situation starts to become enjoyable and a bit less creepy. As we near the front of the line the person who is operating the turnstile is Lindsay Lohan and in true friend fashion everyone dares me to say something vulgar or mean to her. I don’t really know what I said but the response is fitting to the situation. Feeling embarrassed and like an asshole I ask if we can maybe just talk so that she will know that I am not a bad person and that it was supposed to be a joke.

As with dreams the whole environment melts away and we are sitting in a bathroom talking, the dream goes on for what seems like days with us talking about everything under the sun. We talked about so much stuff that I can barely remember much of it. The only thing I remembered was that she had said that her middle name started with a “D” and her birthday was in July of the same year as my fiances. The next day I was talking to a good friend of mine Brian and we were talking about how sometime maybe dream conversations or meetings are real and when I told him the only things I remembered he looked it up and they were actually true. This only furthered my feeling that it was just too real for my brain to have made up as we went a long.

Well in stead of ending here a few days went by and then last night I had another dream where I was sitting on a rock close to where I live probably on the parkway. Anyone from around Asheville knows that there are plenty of good rocks to sit on and think on! Out of no where Ms. Lohan walks up and sits down and we talked again for what seemed liked at least days. I told her that I felt like the dreams were real and that it had been on my mind and told her that she should Google herself often with the word “dream” after her name and hopefully she would find this post. Hopefully she remembered it and will do it, that is if any of this is real!

It was so strange to me, I could really give a shit less about celebrity, up to and including VH1, so for me to have a dream about a celebrity is odd to me and is one reason I am writing this. The second reason is that I really felt like we were close friends. As odd as that sounds the dream felt like forever so I felt like I got to spend so much time talking to this person that I really want to talk to them again. I think it would be awesome! The dream went on forever and I don’t remember much of the conversation other than how great it was so getting to talk again would be so surreal and awesome because I would get to learn all those things over again and actually retain them this time. Which brings me to my request!

If I am right and we actually did meet in the dream then she would also have some recollection of the conversation. So if you are reading this or someone who knows how to at least point her in the direction of reading this then all I am asking for is an email saying either that it seems familiar or that I am just wrong. I hate doing something like this because it leaves me at the mercy of the public to look like a crazy asshole but it is that important to me to find out.

I hope that I hear from you soon either way so I can either get to talk to you again or just look like an ass and start letting my pride heal for being wrong.

In the meantime I apologize for my horrible writing skills and welcome any comments of similar experiences and invite anyone who reads this to subscribe to the RSS Feed so that if I get an answer you will know. I promise that I will comment on this post if I get any answer even if it be from some assistant or obviously fake and spam.

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  1. It was real T-Con. It was real.

  2. Tom said

    Thanks Brian,

    Glad to know that someone reads this thing and believes me. Well I looked into what this is actually called and according to the internet, which has to be the most dependable resource, it is called mutual dreaming. I found only one link to anything that seemed scientific at all.

    http://www.asdreams.org/telepathy/kellogg_1997_mutual_lucid_dream_event.htm

    After reading through this I actually think that it is possible for people to meet in a dream this way. The author does a good job of not being biased towards it definitely being the case every time but does provide an example of it happening to him and some examples of when he was sure of it happening in the dream and then upon waking realizing that he was actually completely wrong.

    Well as of writing this comment I have hit page 7 of Google if you search for “Lindsay Lohan” and dream. I think that I am no where near the page rank I would need for anyone to find this. But I will put it in the comment so if someone stumbles on it that they will get a good laugh out of my doubts!

    I other news the more that I think about this the more this is such a weird concept. I wonder how many people that I have met in dreams and never given a second thought to because they were famous and there was no way of knowing that they could actually be a real person and not just something I made up. So now I feel a little bad about that and I apologize to anyone I may of blew off in the past. I will be more considerate from now on.

    Last of all, after this dream I have payed attention to celebrity stuff a bit and read some different stories of people talking about the rumors that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian. My only reply to something like this is “So the fuck what?” Why would anyone give a shit, I read about it and said to myself “Oh, cool. Good for her.” Most people seem to be shocked and appalled by this like it is the first time in history a girl liked another girl. People come on, for real, get a life.

  3. I know how you feel! A few years ago I had a dream that me and Ms. Britney Spears were in Walmart together, both tired and sat on a sofa in there resting. We started talking about how we both just wished we could have some privacy in our lives and she said her mother was running her life and she was losing her mind from it…
    needless to say I don’t read tabloids, watch TV or even listen to radio- and knew next to nothing about Britney excpet her name. But I can tell you the dream had a strong effect on me and never again did I look at a celebrity, especially Britney, as less then human or with judgement.
    I totally believe we talk to people in dreams!!!
    ON a non celebrity note, I had a friend who went into a coma during a biking accident. For months he was in this coma and I began to have dreams where we were talking – and EVERYTHING we talked about in the dreams and he told me came true, even a dream where he said he was going to wake up now, and then a few days later shockingly came out of the coma and was not vegetable as they predicted.

  4. Tom said

    Thanks Leslie,

    That is awesome! The more people that I find that believe in something like this makes me feel a little less crazy. Britney Spears is someone that I just feel bad for. I honestly think that she probably has a pretty rough life with all these people messing with her all the time. I would go crazy if I were her, so I can see how she could go crazy sometimes.

    That is also great about your friend that he recovered from his accident! It is always great when you hear about someone on a motorcycle actually surviving an accident, I rode for years and the majority of people don’t get that lucky it seems.

    Well I hope all is going great over at the Oko Box. Hope you got your computer fixed up and all.

    Thanks
    Tom

  5. Well, the possibility of communicating in sleep should not seem far fetched. We are said to leave our bodies during sleep. Our souls, if you will, roam the earth as our physical bodies sleep.

    Many times I have dreams where I am floating above a room or a town looking down at people, so I have always subscribed to the fact that our soul and body separate during sleep.

    Our brains are so huge and the part that actually gets used is small comparatively. Knowing that, you could think “anything goes”.

    However, as a Devils Advocate, I will also say that our minds tend to pick up all kinds of random facts in life that we forget we know. You may very well have heard those two facts about Lindsay Lohan while surfing the net, having drinks with friends, watching game-show TV or any other number of things. You have the information stored but you’re simply not aware of it.

    There is a murky ’swamp like’ area of the brain where information is put in the “Probably Trash” folder. Some day you will need to ‘make room’ and empty this part of the brain. I could easily see those facts about Lindsay Lohan hiding in that area. If they don’t get access in due time, they will be trashed.

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